My movie-makin' hymen has been shattered.
Perhaps it was the seemingly unlimited supply of domestic beer...or the spirit of jollification, but everyone involved cranked out a pretty funny short movie.
If only the masses could experience the power of this unquestionably ground-breaking film...
Also, I was stricken by a terrible case of constipation.
The act of emptying my bowels made me think of child-birth. I knew those Lamaze lessions would pay off.
"No pain, no gain" they say.
Although all that was really gained was a pretty ripped anus and a clogged ter-let.
"Oh what a night!"
Booze, bros/hos, fine cinema, and workin' hard for a good dump...
The spices of life.
Perhaps it was the seemingly unlimited supply of domestic beer...or the spirit of jollification, but everyone involved cranked out a pretty funny short movie.
If only the masses could experience the power of this unquestionably ground-breaking film...
Also, I was stricken by a terrible case of constipation.
The act of emptying my bowels made me think of child-birth. I knew those Lamaze lessions would pay off.
"No pain, no gain" they say.
Although all that was really gained was a pretty ripped anus and a clogged ter-let.
"Oh what a night!"
Booze, bros/hos, fine cinema, and workin' hard for a good dump...
The spices of life.
posted by The A. at 3:06 PM
3 Comments:
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God damn spam bloggers...
My boyfriend told me I broke my hymen from riding on a tractor.
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